Ah Christmas! The food, the gifts and of course – the hideous Christmas sweaters. They may be furry, itchy monstrosities, but don’t we all secretly love parading around in them anyway?
Just look at what our fascination with ghastly Christmas clothing has reduced us to?
We’ve tracked down 15 of the most tackiest sweaters you could possibly hope to find. Each a gem, crafted by a twisted mind, to provide the ultimate in bad design and ugly colors.
Enjoy. And remember it’s traditionally the season of giving
Hideous Christmas Sweaters
Sequin Rudolph Christmas Sweater: A sure way to look hideously fabulous this holiday season, is to find an ugly Christmas sweater with sequins on it. Rudolph’s nose won’t be the only thing glowing red this Christmas.
Lighted Tangled Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater: It just wouldn’t be Christmas without bad puns. This tacky green sweater with candy cane hemlines is puuurfect for color blind cat lovers.
Pop Color Santa Tacky Sweater: What do you get when you cross an Andy Warhol with a color-happy St Nick? A pop culture Christmas sweater that’s 50 shades of ugly.
‘Does Your Reindeer Even Lift Bro’ Christmas Sweater: This right here is quite possibly the best ugly Christmas sweater for those who love the smell of sweat in the morning. I mean, just check out those guns on Rudolph.
Frosty the Nose Thief Sweater: Now here’s a sweater that really sticks out… if you catch our drift. Frosty the Nose Thief, is one character who won’t be getting his own children’s cartoon show anytime soon. Bad Frosty.
Robot Ugly Christmas Sweater: For those who like doing ‘the robot’. Without a shadow of a doubt, this is one of the most eye-burning patterns of all our hideous Christmas sweater picks.
“Balls” Ugliest Christmas Sweater (out of stock): Show your love of festive decorations and your complete innocence of innuendo with this hilarious pullover.
The Romantic Yeti Tacky Jersey (out of stock): Yeti’s need love too! And this fuzzy fella is crying out for a home in some closest somewhere. Preferably at the back of a closet, where he can do no harm.
PhotoRealistic Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt: With this ‘PhotoRealistic’ jersey shirt, you get all of the ugliness of a Christmas sweater with none of the itchiness. It’s the perfect pullover for those with sensitive skin and bad eye sight.
Fruit Cake Christmas Sweater: The ‘fruit cake’ sweater is a great way to advertise a love of Christmas cake, whilst displaying a complete lack of taste, all at the same time. Genius!
Sad Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater: It’s not a wonderful life if you’re a snowman. Still, I can’t think who would come off worse. The poor peed on snowman or the lucky gift recipient who finds this under the Christmas tree.
Lighted Fireplace Ugly Sweater with Tablet Pouch: Deck the halls with boughs of ugly. This hideous Christmas pullover is one tacky gift you’ll want to avoid. Unless you quite like the idea of walking around with your iPad/Kindle or some other Tablet stuffed down your sweater. That’s right, you can actually create a fake fireplace on your belly with this sweater. Unbelievably.
Christmas Cardigan Shirt with Bow: This ugly cardigan shirt thing is what happens when Christmas meets Willy Wonka. The lime green bow tie makes it perfect for Christmas mornings, formal dinner parties and running a magical chocolate factory.
3D Fluffy Nose Knitted Christmas Sweater: We’re complete suckers for anything that comes with its own 3D nose. Like this beast of a sweater. It’s just bound to embarrass on multiple levels.
Festive Candy Cane Long Sleeve All Over Print Shirt: Our sweetest shirt of all! This candy caned monstrosity is deliciously bad taste. But we love it anyway. Kinda.
Are you digging these hideous Christmas sweaters? Chances are if you’re crazy enough to like this selection, so will your friends. Feel free to share this list with anyone you’re NOT planning on ‘surprising’ with one of these delightful garms.
Festively Prepped Team
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